People Forget That: Ryan Newman Thinks The Moon Landing Is Fake

We’re told Ryan Newman is an intelligent person.

He graduated from Purdue University with an engineering degree, he’s a pretty intelligent person outside of his Presidential endorsements. However people forget one key tidbit of information about the Rocketman Ryan Newman.

Ryan Newman Thinks The Moon Landing Is Fake

“I’m pretty sure [the original moon landing] was fake. I watched the documentary on it, and it’s pretty easy to believe. The flag was standing straight out when there’s no wind up there. When they step on the surface, there should have been a big cloud because there’s no atmosphere,” said a defiant Newman in a March 2010.

A few things to unpack here. First and foremost Ryan Newman is a moon truther, not something many of us expected. The native Hoosier is indeed not a fan of the state to his east where Neil Armstrong, fake moon walker, hails from.

Is this an issue of state to state rivalry or is Newman truly a moon truther?

Another piece of information that we need to unpack is how impressionable Ryan Newman seems to be. Remember when Lewis Hamilton watched a Netflix documentary on food and immediately became a vegan? Ryan is essentially doing just that.

Newman watched a documentary about the moon landing being fake and immediately said “YUP! That shit is fake.” I mean he raises good points. The flag standing straight out, the surface and the big cloud. Ryan has been to the moon, he knows what that shit looks like and it’s not what NASA has been feeding us. You think he’s a flat earth guy too?

Hope Ryan never meets Buzz Aldrin. That crazy son of a bitch is liable to punch Ryan right in the throat for suggesting he didn’t go to the moon. Or has Buzz been living this lie so long that even he’s convinced he’s been to the moon? It is interesting we haven’t been back to the moon since then. Do the transformers really inhabit the moon? Are there aliens? Why haven’t we colonized the moon? Ryan might be on to something.

I wonder what other documentaries Newman has watched and believed? Did he watch Loose Change? What about Making A Murder? Perhaps he delves deep into the rabbit hole of YouTube conspiracy videos? Is he friends with Jesse “The body” Ventura? We’ll find out when we run into Ryan this year.

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