Danica Patrick Is Dating Aaron Rodgers, Hello Aarica!

Full disclosure I hate myself for that nickname. 

Danica Patrick and Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers are apparently dating. Did Aaron Rodgers just cuck Ricky Stenhouse Jr.? So much cucking going on this weekend it’s hard to keep track of.

According to #sources Aaron and Danica were seen dining together in Green Bay after the Christmas holiday.

TerezOwens:

This is from our source. “Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick were spotted at Aaron’s favorite restaurant in Green Bay after Christmas. An onlooker said that Danica and Aaron were all over each other, kissing and couldn’t seem to keep their hands off each other.

Listen, the source is TerezOwens. We’re not talking about TMZ here, the people who said Lil Wayne was about to die and never get anything wrong. We’re talking about Terez Owens the Perez Hilton of sports world gossip.

If Danica and Aaron are dating though that’s a massive power couple on the level of Arod and JLo. Danica becomes beloved by Packers nation. Aaron in return gets to swoon all of the Danica fans. Which actually consists of old guys who only want to call Danica cute. Real creeps so they’ll probably hate Aaron, the Facebook comments are going to ELECTRIC.

Danica is moving up the dating ladder. She started with her ex-husband who was her physical trainer in 2005. After seven years she announced they would get divorced in November of 2012. She also started dating 2-time NASCAR Xfinity Champ Ricky Stenhouse Jr. in November of 2012. Now a month after splitting up with Ricky she’s dating the starting quarterback for the Green Bay Packers Aaron Rodgers.

There’s no timetable for how long it takes to get over someone but Danica has to be a world record pacesetter for the little time it takes her. Kind of respect it in a way. Or she’s a robot. Her documentary definitely explains some things.

Maybe Aaron’s family will actually like Danica and he won’t have to send his presents back to his parents as a form of protest. If Aaron opens the 2018 season in bad form all of Wisconsin is going to have Danica in their crosshairs.

Can’t wait to see Aaron on pitlane for the Daytona 500 and the Indy 500 this year. Really looking forward to Danica and Aaron passing Ricky.

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